Americanul, Englezul si Irakianul…

Un american, un englez si un irakian sunt la baut intr-un bar. Yankeul isi bea berea si deodata arunca paharul in aer, isi scoate pistolul si face paharul bucati. Satisfacut zice: – La noi, in State, paharele sunt atat de ieftine ca nu e nevoie sa bem de doua...

Scotsman and Englishman

A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink. “Go on,” said the Scot,...